Gwen: All those years, I really wondered whether you were in your right mind. Now I know for sure you’re not and you never were.

Gwen: This is just so utterly boring and — and really predictable to find you two sneaking around like horny teenagers. You know, if it weren’t so incredibly pathetic, I would — I would laugh. It’s like a soap opera, you know? You catch one episode and then another one 10 years later and nothing’s changed. But that’s just TV. What’s your excuse?

Gwen: Wow I never thought I’d see the day when that you’d attack Ethan’s character.

Gwen: I want you to be a man and make up your mind if you want to be with Theresa then do it -do it now!